burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

theboyvvithoutasoul:

imagine this: an immortal person absolutely losing it on their 420th birthday

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

Green Lantern

And his least favorite?

Dead Pool

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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ruinedchildhood:

turnt
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imaginethebutts:

i am neither boy or girl i am punk rock

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mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

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westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

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wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

image

 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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